D Day

Well another week has passed by and 'D'day is drawing closer. I still have no comments on my blog because it is buried deep in the crust of the bloggerssphere. I am only about 7500000 down the list of pages with a similar name to mine. At this rate I should be about 427 years old before my blog is on one of the front pages of Google. And yes, I intend to live this long just to witness this event. How do i intend living this long? Well I have goggled people that have lived to very old ages and then created a spread sheet and analyzed the results. They are: Don't smoke (anything) don't have sex (with anything) don't drink beer (of any kind) don't go out doors (ever), don't drive (especially indoors), don't eat anything that tastes nice and don't, whatever you do keep pets with bigger teeth than yours! And that it folks, that's all you need to do.